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One day, an old lady went to the Bank of Canada with a large bag full of money. The old lady insisted on speaking to the president of the Bank in order to open a savings account because, she said, she had a lot of money.
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Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters.
In a bid to break the ice with his new audience he asks if anyone would like him to play a request.
A little old Japanese man jumps...
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Often when it comes to the movies showing a bank robbery, they show the need for the robbers to plan their heist in advance.
Of course real life isn't anythiing like the movies, especially in this case - unless you're making a comedy that is!
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So true, so true
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It always baffled me how some people can go through the everyday mundane BS and get a sense of satisfaction from it. They are able to get up in the morning and do what they have to do. It is almost as though it drives them, the same thing over...
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Jul. 6 - It's the annual wife carrying races in Finland and husbands have been training hard for the event.
People from all over the world travelled to the country of the midnight sun to compete in the bizarre races in which...
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The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she gets her husband excited at night by getting totally naked, lying in bed and putting both legs behind her head, yoga style.
The second old woman thought that this was a great...
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This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended! This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School California staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine.
This is the actual answering machine...
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This clip is for the grammar mavens within us. In the British quiz show QI (Quite Interesting), Stephen Fry (Blackadder and Wilde) and his permanent cohort Alan Davies demonstrate one of those back and forth arguments that could continue for a...
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Comedian Joe Rogan on Noah's ark. Hilarious!
One day God got mad at the world and instead of giving them guidance he decided to drown them all and he would only tell one man. He wasn't a special man, in fact Noah was 600 years old and a...
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The real meaning behind the abbreviations in personal ads:
FIRST THE WOMEN:
40-ish.................... 48
Adventurer............ Has had more partners than you ever will
Athletic................. Flat-chested
Average looking.... Ugly
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Every now and then you get to have a get a chance to see thieves not only caught on tape but caught on tape being caught, stuck, beaten and being just plain dumb and it's so sweet! There is nothing quite like someone being bitch slapped by Santa and...
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There I was on my way to work...
Getting into a fight was the furthest thing from my mind...
Wasn't even on the horizon...
I was in a great mood...
And then...
I rear-ended a car.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver...
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Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tighter and tighter as the day wore on. That night after the festivities were finally over she and Charles retired back to their room.
Camilla flopped on the bed and...
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I had to share, you may never look at your chocolatey snacks quite the same way again! C'mon tell us your fave!
Thank you to my friend Cliff for supplying me with these gems.
Images from a random...
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A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night with her for $500.
He spends the night with her but before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but he will have his secretary write a check...
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The Inland Revenue Service decides to audit Paddy, and summons him to an appointment with the most thorough auditor in the office.
The auditor is not surprised when Paddy shows up with his solicitor.
The auditor says, 'Well, sir, you have an...
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Alright dickheads, this is the story of a prawn, a Scottish guy and a chilli.
So a few years back Awesome Chick and I went out for dinner at a Thai Restaurant called The Thai Orchid, its run by this Scottish guy and his Thai wife and the...
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Its amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the
following conversation...Read aloud for best results.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and
room-service at a hotel in Asia.....
Room Service(RS):...
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Beatlemania is coming back again. Not those knockoff bands that are touring making big bucks off the fab four, but an old interview with John Lennon and Paul McCartney was found in a garage in London that was done 44 years ago. The 9 minute...
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